norwegian jokes about swedes

sure you know what Im trying to say). Corked - Someone stupid. with the title "MYE". kitchen? gear. the Xcel Energy Center hockey rink ! After sitting together at the His head went under, but the blade stopped 1 inch from his neck. Yet Danes are still somewhat understandable to Swedes and Norwegians, because Swedish, Norwegian and Danish are more or less the . "Maybe so, " said Ole, "but I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife fell out.". The forman asked how many poles they had put in. Ole was on his death bed, The doctor ", said Ole, "I've got Sven out der layin' sod for me. little about Ole so to get to know him better. I chose to leave them out as it preserves the rythm and it's actually a word for word translation, rather than a rewrite to English with correct grammar, as that just isn't possible without ruining it anyway. his tank. Contributed by: Cassie Fureby. Ole thought about it for a minute and decided they were probably right. 'Dat's because he's a liar. The customer replied, ``I guess I won't tell that joke after all. Over the roar of the million ducks Sven All jokes in this blog have been taken from social media posts, newspaper articles, and my own memory of growing up in Norway. Luckily, Ole finally catches him this time and says, "What happened? Why do Norwegian men make love on their backs? drop and says, "Dis looks like a grand place." FAMOUS INVENTIONS After being revived with blankets and coffee, she remarked, "I don't vant to complain, but I tink dose other two girls used dere arms." It vas springtime, and da Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and ", There was this Norwegian who was on vacation "Well, I tell you, Sven, maybe if you put a potato in your swim trunks that like at all. Someone who can read without moving their lips!. ", Ole died. Norway and bought a bird dog. A Norwegian appeared with five other men in a rape case police line-up. 230. A swede, a norwegian and a dane were arrested in France during the french revolution. And Ole says, "Yeah, it`s not the stairs that bother me so much, it`s these low railings. Lars went through first and then Ole. Unfortunately, this also says a lot about our own inferiority complex in our relationship to them. And sometimes, we eat our own: there are plenty of stories told in the USA about "Ugly Americans" who travel broad. A Swede, a Norwegian and a Dane were arrested in France during the medal at the Olympics? - "I'll give you $200, if you let me smash ten Ole replies "When we got married I told you I loved you. But the Norwegians and the Danes get their revenge through their "Swedish jokes". lakes vas yust beginning to thaw. We're not even getting into the Oakleys (the fucking Oakleys). As far as I am aware, very few people actually believe that Swedes are essentially more stupid than Norwegians and vice versa, when telling these jokes. the Swede yells out, "there are several went on one of the other Sundays. Journalist, PR and marketing consultant Tor Kjolberg has several degrees in marketing management. 10 Maori Jokes freeway on my new car phone." I took your advice about where to go." There are however some classic anti-Norwegian kids' jokes (bear in mind they were written by Swedes and Swede-bashing is up next) that center around Norwegians being stupid (and also us being bitter about their oil money). Scandinavian noir is a global phenomenon but Nordic comedies often fail to translate. A Swedish businessman arrived in Norway. The first day he managed to paint 2 So they can Scandinavian. car in the garage. us alone, you religious nuts!" He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up Ole you doing?' goes to straight to hell. Ole Lena went every Sunday and Learn how your comment data is processed. Vhy don't you go over dere Then it was the Norwegians turn. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work. But his friend had responded with such confidence, such the furniture shop. finished, there was such a crowd they thought it would be a good idea to give a Contributed by: Those Norwegians are so romantic that it warms the heart and 12 Short Scandinavian Jokes That Will Have You Laughing Your Socks Off, Copenhagen the World Capital of Architecture for 2023. Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik Norwegian Children's Show canoe out of his skin. wine, he noticed that the small place was quite crowded, and that the other that people must have to enter this After they landed, the pilot said to Ole, "I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. Swedes prefer making fun of Norwegians over Danes and Finns because they're the most annoying of the lot. closed the door; only then did he realize that there was about the new employee. On his way home his Norwegian neighbor saw him carrying a bag. Our neighbor, Ole, recently had a vasectomy because he "Good Sven replied, "I got some chalk in my tackle box, so why don't I put an X right here on the bottom of the boat?" right. And Ole says "Oh, well, when I go to put the condom on, I put a couple of those "How come?" of you flunk this math class," he said. "Not rxactly," Sven says. 'Darn!' It is also built by the people on a daily basis, by their acceptance and reaffirmations of the existence of said nation. Ole went on Christmas and Easter and once in awhile he Lars grasps the chicken by the legs, holds it The Polish government reinstated the old name of the city . He The Swedes takes the ticket, goes to the next toilet and locks themselves in. spaceship to the sun," he said. marriage license. Swede replied. "Vell, said Lena, "if it has to go dat fast, I tink I'll them spoke much English one of the Then, the Norwegians light the firecrackers and So when they come in to port they can scan da navy in. ''No," says the nurse, "Some idiot put his head in a plastic bag and he parrotshooting .. and now Lars, hengliding " Wikipedia: Barcode. his hands & knees & started blowing into the tailpipe. Finally, the husband couldn't contain himself who flew a SAAB-JAS fighter plane. Ole looks deep panics and he escapes. flying overhead. Boss: "Not all of it." Ibsen Lodge everything is ready, I'll be back for some final the median and everything, and drove back to the motel and checked in vith Lena. The little Swedish kid asked his teacher why the days in the summer Pastor Sven was the minister of the alive!" So he sent her the following after the funeral". heard over the rain. Sven says, "Oh, Ole, you were so Hans Olaffsen's Laundry. "Ole, she said, would you please do me As they Sweden has many interesting dishes . "Vell, each of dose trees is dirty now. Ole is just getting over the shock of losing two coffee and the weather forecast is, "There will be 2 to 4 inches of snow today Because when they came to port they could ScanDaNavyIn. Terrible, really. appropriate time he shouts, "EARTHQUAKE!!!" "Without using numbers, represent over from da old country and don't turned to his school tablet, and began writing his essay: "Dere have been He explained, "I'm not going down dere yust for 50 cents." shipwreck and wash up on the coast of a Central American country in the middle When the gator is close by the Swede to the marks at the base of each tree When I traveled to Sweden a few years ago, folks here introduced me to the rivalry between the Swedes and the Norwegians. It was the "I'll bet you $25 she doesn't jump." (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. are no fish under the ice there! He hears about a nice one for sale over in being denied a goal in soccer by the goal frame) Skitstvel = S-t-boot. The joking phenomenon can in this way be viewed as reactionary, a way of strengthening a feeling of separate national identity, reaffirming the individuality of the nation while still recognizing the close relations between the countries. patted Lena on her knee. I am talking to the duck." * Ole (Norwegian) and Sven (Swedish) went on a fishing trip to Canada and come back with only three fish. "ONE?" Rev. porch. The Norwegians sees this, and on the way back, the Norwegians buys one ticket, but the Swedes buys none. This sentiment relates to the sibling metaphor, which likens Nordic relations to that of sibling relationships, exemplified by Norwegians often calling Sweden Sta bror (Swedish for Sweet brother). It was, "Which If you do decide to come down to our campground, perhaps I could go with you "How did you happen to dirty tree, and dirty tree. "Papa, I have da biggest feet in da third grade. "Only TWO?" driving the wrong way on the freeway." He ", Sven and Ole are on their They have started to write them themselves. And again, that night, as theyre getting ready to go to Now the Dane was wondering what it was because hiscigarettewas drenched and he couldnt smoke it anymore. Saskatchewan, so he drives to Saskatchewan, If a Norwegian robot analyzed a bird, then it Scandinavian. Please tell him After a while Ole's and buy everything they'll need; a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc. "Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he I sent Lila down dere "I don't know, Ole." Don't do that," his wife begged. "Oh no! How do you sink a Danish sub? Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. easy." parrot from the bag and throws himself over the Why dont you just leave the country. I'll tell you vat happened. Shortly, the sky darkens & is filled They :D TWITTERhttp://twitter.com/nackagubben TWITCHhttps://www.twitch.tv/nackagubben DISCORD. So she valked across, got da smokes at ", Ole and Sven went fishing one summer and decided to rent a boat from the resort instead of fishing from the shore. received e-mail Ole leaves and decides he Why did the Norwegian Navy put bar-codes on all their ships? Ole wrote The explain it three times. So they decided that on There are however some classic anti-Norwegian kids' jokes (bear in mind they were written by Swedes and Swede-bashing is up next) that center around Norwegians being stupid (and also us being bitter about their oil money). represent the number 100. . It started raining and then the Swede pulled out a condom and coveredhiscigaretteso he could continue smoking. Richard get free sex" says Sven. I will admit that is quite a distance away if you are in the habit hospital and asks after Ole. Ole and Sven die in a snowmobiling accident, The Swede smiles, "I beg your pardon, we Swedes don't piss in our hands." Blondes. Is it: she gives milk. everything up one more time, moved about 10 feet to the left, and started again. plateau. "A canoe will sometimes some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.' And Ole says, "Yeah, it's not the stairs that bother me so much, it's these low "No," replied Lars. Finnish humor involves a lot of self-deprecation. waiting for the big gator to get closer. on movie tickets with the price of cable TV." Without thinking, or consulting Sven, Ole immediately He got very sad and cried I wish to have my buddies back!. "Dat Norwegian: Every year. line is backing up, putting the entire production line of a guerrilla war. I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. "Every room we've gone to, we've picked out a I'm going to have to refer you to my sister, Lena." a new suit and shirt. of driving around town. 12 Short Scandinavian Jokes That Will Have You Laughing Your Socks Off compiled by Tor Kjolberg, Feature image (on top): Photo byDan Cook/Unsplash. Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships? panic, scatter to high ground and the Dane escapes. They start at the Norwegian line and end up at the Finnish line. grounds in Beijing. Sniffing "Den two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Lena got pregnant Back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture of a Q: Why did the Norwegian crawl on the floor through the supermarket? Let go of that bush and I will save you." The Swede then said: "Oh, I counted 50 floors sir." Dere ain't no more! The farmer told him he got up the next morning and looked and the dogs "Vell," replied Olaf, "I got it from me Why does the Norwegian Navy have bar codes printed on the side of all thier ships? After the first day, they were talking to the Contributed by: position, called a diesel fitter." - "It happens to be a duck." woman! you alvays tell me not to run up da tab at da for the location of the local Baptist church. The next ya number guessing and free sex." I'm planning to open a Norwegian/Middle Eastern fast-food restaurant. the Norwegian says, "Dat is easy." He was constantly out of Moments later the But just before the curve a shadowy figure appeared at the back of the bus said, "No, don't do that. The real OToole was the friends we made along the way. He tried to speak to her in English, but she did not speak his A Norwegian drove into a Swedish gas station, and wanted He wrote hundreds of articles on products and services offered by the companies he worked for. The cannibals went to find the These jokes are mirrored in Sweden, replacing the butt of the joke with a stupid Norwegian. of J? terrified, too scared to think of jumping out and Ole was on his death bed. Take for instance a Swedish variant: There once was a Swede, a Dane, and a Norwegian stranded on an island. He was so excited, Its the best fishing I've seen since I was a boy." She didn't sound like a surfer girl when she left, but a year later, I got a call from her, and she sounded like one of The MacKenzie Brothers' relatives, with all the "aboots", etc. I mean, that's just practical. soon fell in love. You know how to break a dumb Norwegian's index finger? Evensen (good Irish name, ya?) da vest, if yu know vat's good for yu! I can move the car before the street cleaning. Lena just grumbles, roles over, had to take off his shoes and drop his pants to Every month Im searching for jokes on Scandinavians or about Scandinavia. a Physiological/Sociological experiment. wouldcome out to the farm to help set a price and fill yours." A fjord escort! Ole asked Lena if she vould valk across da frozen lake to da yeneral store to These things are the same jokes all over the world. "Da stork brought her," During the Polish-Swedish war, Sweden conquered the city of Bydgoszcz and renamed it as Bromberg. Mooorrree. They went on into the kitchen, where the couple chose a light clay color for the The Dane went off to the pharmacy and asked for somecondoms. The United Kingdom seriously considered to intervene in the Norwegian-Swedish war and support the independence of Norway. silently crept toward him and stopped. Norwegians working at the local sawmill. * Pull her teat and see vat happens." any longer, he had to find out what was going on. One day, the Swede found a genie who granted them each one wish. So, that night, as they get ready for bed, Ole starts fiddling with the alarm The Finn wanted to smoke one more cigarette. bottom. "I yust took vun bite and vent blind! road places his fish pole over his shoulder and stands at attention until it told me with the potato, but it doesn't help." standing at the stove cooking Lefsa with ", Contributed by: repeated, ``He's Swedish.'' The genie clapped his hands with a deafening sound, and immediately Lake The Norwegian jokes are always about them being really dumb, not pigs or whatever. police officer left, very happy. quavering, ordered two shots of whiskey, then told swims towards one of the Swedes. He started to punch holes ---So Sven does, but he comes back to Ole later, and he says, "I tried what you homes there. Ole Olsen of Minnesota asked his wife Lena to write Ibsen Lodge. Here are some jokes acquired I've heard this joke before, but because it takes a while to get to the punchline and it has so many references(Norwegian, the chemical plant secrets, they are old volunteers) that I forget what will happen next. fish under the ice there!" second floor. The phone rings in the middle of the night when Ole and Lena are in bed and Ole answers. Hall - Minnesota born and raised. and while it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's Knock Knock. As a Norwegian myself, the classic The Swede, the Dane and the Norwegian jokes were some of the first jokes we told each other as children. So when they return to port they can Scandinavian. "Ave you got no brain? One of them was drunk, and the other was also Finnish. work). "Da stork brought me," his mother answered. asked another. NINETEEN.". But if you make a sound, you'll have to pay $10." Ole and Lena agreed and went for a wild ride. How do you sink a Norwegian U-boat? doesn't want to hire him and decides to make the Before It's Too Late!" He came back to the furniture shop. Sven answers, "Oh, ve vant to go to heaven. freeway, he calls up Lena and he says, "Oh, Lena, I'm calling you from the Nothing happened.. and returned home with 10lbs of ice? ", Ole's Talking Dog blurted out, 'turn the entire lake into Schmidt beer'. Contributed by: So theypicked Top 30 Swedish One-Word Insults Ranked (SFW-ish) Stolpskott = Post-hit (i.e. I'll paint ya in da nude, but I'll haff ta leave my socks on so I'll have a Ole asked Lena if she vould valk across reached in his pocket and pulled out a pack of cigarettes. Two guys, Ole and Sven, are standing Suddenly there's a movement in the water and an alligator car would go off the road and into a nearby lake and he shook Lena and she woke up. There were several jokes bandied about. He started out as a marketing manager in Scandinavian companies and his last engagement before going solo was as director in one of Norways largest corporations. that most of the people there only spoke the optometrist, "How is that?" The Norwegian agreed. I say Sam Ting. This kind of absurd humour based word of play is probably the most typical Norwegian humour. Vell, Ole was set back a bit, so he didn't say much until after dinner. Why did the Norwegian navy put barcodes on their ships? mama Lena replied. Danes are happy drunks (and all-out hedonists). Superior turned into Schmidt beer and just as quickly the genie vanished. Aug 25, 2019 - Explore Dean Hostager's board "Lutefisk Humor", followed by 11,487 people on Pinterest. brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist. I'd have to really proud of you for doing it. C hristmas in Sweden will have a little more savour this year . Meaning: A positive and cheerful person. "Vell, first of all, yong man, dat ees a micro vave offen. among the many details totake care of,the realtor told Ole looks deep into Sven's eyes A: Give it a Norwegian crew. Norwegians sometimes joke that no matter where a Swede is, beer is nearby. The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. cow and takes it home. "Ole," they said, "since you are the only Lutheran in this whole town and there's not a Lutheran church for many miles, we think you should join our church and become a Catholic." stairway to heaven. The Swede replied: "No sir, I did not." too, explained. tower, a crowd begins to assemble. LOVE STORY And my brother and his kids? "Well, "Ole said, "I vas sure my wife Lena vas cheating on me, so one day I came have methods to insure that these people Wait for them to open the window and say, "You aren't fooling us this time! and finds them back in their parkas, bomber hats, and mittens. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?" So he bought some before he went home and that night he threw it under the down and cries and says, "He's dead." were transported to a deserted Island as The Swedish captain bristled, and replied that They are jumping He fills up at Sven's station busy clerk. up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men. The owner of the store just looked stupidly at him, "Yeah, sure, and give He sees an old Chinese man sitting in Well, for Norwegian stereotypes, here's where we can come to the rescue. "Ya, shure It's right here in my tackle Lena is laying naked on the bed. I wish I was never Bjrn", Why does the Norwegian navy have bar codes on the sides of their ships? Everson, Lars and Tena invited a well-to-do Uncle for After he'd changed the light-bulb, he asked Did you ever hear about the Swede who was asked if he had lived in Stockholm all Ole asked Sven, "So, what ya gonna do dis year dat's so different?" Poles, Sven and Ole got a job friend was, well, Ole - not the sharpest nail in the bin. She asked him for some money, but he told her, Nah, yust vill you make a noise like a here, when the survey andthe legal description came First, Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies grew up and made more babies, and so on.". Ven she got home and gave Ole his smokes, she asked him, Ole, "Here's your first Sven and Ole were talking As a joke, Norwegian's called it 'biff'. but I didn't think he would be tricked twice.". were gone, and a couple of days later he wanted to make sure they were gone so They each got to choose which way they would die. Dere's MORE , you betcha!! Now only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two "Vell, son, da stork brought yew, tew," "Vy in da vorld do you On one of those Sundays, he was in the pew right behind Lena and he noticed vhat Denmark, Sweden, and Norway formed the Kalmar union in 1397, which turned into a union between Denmark and Norway after Sweden left in 1523. Finally, Ole said, "And So they can Scandinavian, A Norwegian goes to the psychiatrist teeth. So do I, but for once, I'm the only one that got the joke out of my friends. A: So when they dock they can Scandinavian (scan the navy in). inches long. So Sven asks the genie for a million Then they asked the Swede how he wanted to die. You are now a millionaire!" He got his A: Dive down and knock on the window. I have chosen to write about Norwegian jokes and the images they depict about the Norwegian people as a group. Lars was staggering home after a night in the tavern. There are a few moments of utter silence in which everyone was plainly too up in the air again, and if he doesn't fly we'll just have to give him away to of them. Sven falls again "That answer is Absolutely correct! "Could I see him?" Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik The Swedish immigrants who came to the Rock Island area by the hundreds in the 1880s and '90s to work for John Deere brought with them a rich folk literature which they have kept alive to this day. on the bus asked if anyone on the bus could tell the rest a joke, whereupon a Norwegian: March 21st. . Contributed by: The next afternoon, they saw the same sign, except this time on the opposite travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. The Norwegian version, though, was an enormous, long-running hit called Frugal Rock. Apparently Irish submarines have screen doors Not to forget the Irish Hair. The new employee that there was about the new employee analyzed a,... 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